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Romance Mathematics
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Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. (Charlie Chaplin) |
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Comedy is an escape, not from truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. ©+©=N
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