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First Muslim President of USA
See a
dream picture
Questions rises by the school children
To US President George W. Bush
On a propaganda tour through the United States
President George Bush visits a school and explains his political actions.
Afterwards he invites the children to ask him
questions.
Little Bob rises to speak:
Mr.
President, I have got three questions to ask:
How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of
the classroom. When they come back from the break President Bush encourages
them again to ask questions.
This time Joey rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask:
How did you win the election
although you had less votes than Gore?
Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
Where is Bob???
New Questions with
same background
George Bush goes
to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question
time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
'Billy.'
'And
what is your question, Billy?
'I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade
Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President
when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to
Osama Bin Laden?'
Just then the
bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will
continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh
that's right question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what
his name is?.
'Steve'
'And
what is your question, Steve?'
'I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade
Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President
when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to
Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess
bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth, what the f**k happened
to Billy?'
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