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€€ 5-year Replacement Plan €€

ORDER OF REPLACEMENTS

Words TO Replace

Example

First Year:    

“S” to “C”

civil, combination

sivil, kombination

Dropping of “C” to “K”

clear, confusion

klear, konfusion

Second Year:

“PH” to “F”

photograph

fotograf

Third Year:

Removal of double letters

agree, will

agre, wil

Dropping of  silent “E”

people, possible

peopl, possibl

Fourth Year:

“TH” to “Z”

fifth, other    

fifz, ozer

“W” to “V”

word

vord

Fifth Year:

Dropping of “O” (in words “ou”)

would, course

vud, korse

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

 

  Are you ready to accept these changes? 

 

YES*NO

 

 

 

Follow traffic rules; they are for your own safety on the road...

  • Be a careful driver.

  • Stop at traffic lights, cross roads, and zebra crossings

  • Check rear-view mirror and give a signal (light indicator) before turning.

  • Do not switch lanes

  • Do not drive smoke emitting vehicles

  • Do not use mobile phone while driving

  • Show courtesy to others on the road

  • Remember; speed thrills but kills

  • Remember; the life that you save, could be yours!

 4 Cell Phone Secrets 

Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

Locked your keys in the car?
If you lock your keys in the car, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.

Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#. Your cell phone will restart with its reserve power and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell phone next time.

Disable a stolen mobile phone
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, press *#06#. A 15-digit code will appear on the
screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.

When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there
would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

 Interesting Facts 

40% of school students are unable to read English

60% of college students are unable to understand English

70% of university students are unable to speak English

85% of working professionals are unable to give proper presentation

90% of applicants are unable to write CVs and give interview

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