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Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

  Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. (John F. Kennedy)

 

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You are an internet addict if ...

  • You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

  • Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.

  • Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.

  • You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com."

  • Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.

  • You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.

  • All of your friends have an @ in their names.

  • Your dog has its own home page.

  • You can't call your mother ... She doesn't have a modem.

  • Your phone bill is as heavy as a brick.

  • You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

  • Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months.

  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

  • Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

  • You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

  • Your wife says communication is important in a marriage ... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

 

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The first hard drive, made by IBM in 1956, was as big as two refrigerators and could store an impressive 5 MB of data.

IBM introduces its first Personal Computer, IBM 5250 on August 12, 1981.

Long before the iPhone, the IBM Simon was released in 1994. Known as the first smartphone, it was the first phone with PDA and telephone features in one device.

The first mouse was invented by Douglas Engelbart in 1963. It was a wooden shell with two metal wheels.

Worldwide Web (WWW) was introduced by Tim Burner Lee on August 6, 1991

"Archie" was the first Search Engine created in 1989 by a computer science student; Alan Emtage. Google was launched to the world 8 years later in 1997.

In 1965, E.A Johonson developed the world's first touch screen. The technology was similar to today's smartphones, but could only read one touch at a time.

Tic Tac Toe (OXO, also known as "Noughts And Crosses") was the first graphical computer game. It was programmed by A.S. Douglas in 1952 during his Ph.D in Cambridge University.

Fact: 90% of world computers run Microsoft Windows as their operating system.


Computer Jokes

An Intel PC has four protection modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.

Old software engineers never die, they just logout.

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 No. of Alphabet Letters

Rotokos (Cambodia) - 74
Sindhi (Pakistan) - 52
Urdu (Pakistan) - 37
Persian (Iran) - 32
Greek (Greece) - 24
English (Global) - 26
Latin - 23

Gaelic (Irish) (Ireland) - 18

 Interesting Facts 

40% of school students are unable to read English

60% of college students are unable to understand English

70% of university students are unable to speak English

85% of working professionals are unable to give proper presentation

90% of applicants are unable to write CVs and give interview

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